My Secret Life of Stupidity....While the Kids Are Away

Every other weekend my kids spend the weekend with their dad. For some strange reason this causes something in my little brain to malfunction and I lets just say......Lose My Mind!! So this particular weekend was a little overboard and Chad thought it would be funny to take pictures of me being totally dumb.....and for some dumb reason I thought it would be funny to post those pictures! So here's a little glimpse into my "Secret Life of Stupidity"..,....

Um I don't know I don't have an explanation for any of these pictures!

This hat came out of Chad's box of Trailer Park Troub Tricks (that was a band he played in years ago) I thought it was so funny......I wore it all day!

These are my 90's dance moves.....Amy would be proud!

Just a little more of those great dance moves!.....What a dork!

Then there was the headstand.....I'm sure my Mom is so proud!
Speaking of Being Proud...HA HA...Chad joined in the madness!
Then we invited Chase, Heather and Seven over to play RockBand......Even more fun played with adults...or adults that act like children!

Glad I could share my "Secret Life of Stupidity" with you all!!

Pumpkin Puke

Every year I always loved that it was my mom's idea to carve pumpkins just because I hated the mess the "pumpkin puke" made, however this year Mom.....yeah she isn't just down the road anymore.....and that really stinks by the way. So being the wonderful mom I am (stop laughing I can hear you from here) I decided....my idea!.....that we should carve pumpkins. So we went to Target to get the cool carving kits and Chad picked SAWEET pumpkins as he described them....and a carving we did. Oh did I mention that after I had bought everything my mom called and said "Do you mind if I carve pumpkins with the kids while they are here (they are spending some time with her this weekend.)" UGH if she only would have called an hour earlier! Not really we had fun carving them even with "pumpkin puke" everywhere!

The Tools

Takin Off the Tops

Yummy I love Pumpkin Puke

Pumpkins Have Never Ending Puke

See just More Puke

I'm going to have to post the pumpkins when they are lit up.....we forgot the batteries for the candle things that came with the cool carving kits! Anyway the kids picked the "LiteBrite" type of carving kit....kind cool. Chad and I went old school and carved ours out. So when we get the candles ah glowin I'll post the real finished product!

A Weekend with Nana and Papa Fuzz....Whew!

Just thinking about the last weekend wears me out!! We spent the weekend at Nana and Papa Fuzz's(Chad's parents) house with some of his family. Fuzz recruited Chad's band to play at a BoyScout Fundraiser so some of his family came up to hear them play. The rest of us just came to eat....since that is really all you do when you go to Nana's house. But before we made it to their house we met Nana, Rich, Linsey and the kids at Texas Roadhouse. Nana, Chad and Rich watching Linsey trying to control the chaos!

Linsey, Kortlin, Kelsi, "Little" Caiden, "Big" Cayden and Kenna havin the time of their lives!

Chad with the "Cuties" after he played his "show" if you can even call it that......let's just say BoyScout Fundraisers don't bring out the youngsters so that being said the band didn't start playing until about 6:30......can't see in the dark to drive home, drums are too loud and bedtime is 7:00....enough said. We had fun anyway!

But the real fun starts when the cinnamon rolls make their appearance. Cayden and Kenna love to help Nana spread the cinnamon and sugar on the dough.....not sure she loves it quite as much as they do but she grins and bears it!

Linsey thought this was well worth blogging about.....ME icing the cinnamon rolls....probably NOT the way Nana wanted them iced.....but it got done down the the very last spot...Thanks to Linsey! Not to mention the special encouragement I had from Jack behind me....cute Jack!

Barb and Chad showing what anyone that spends anytime at Nana's does.......EAT!

Wow this is excitement if I've ever seen excitement! Too much FOOD!

"What's for Breakfast Nana".....I wasn't kidding....all we did was eat! Even Angel wants to know what's for breakfast!

Papa Fuzz with Kenna and "Little" Caiden ....wow eating!!

Kenna and the "Cuties" checkin out the scenery!

Then there was some huntin' and some fishin' with Chad and Papa Fuzz

Cayden getting ready to find some quail to shoot.

Chad showing his "BIG" catch of the day....Way to go you make me proud!!

Kenna to the rescue.......helped Chad redeem himself with a little bit bigger catch!!
Cayden with his catch of the day!
Papa Fuzz and Kenna showin off their "Monster"!
Apparently the "Monster" was too much for her......She NEVER sits still for a breathing treatment!!

Kids Say The Funniest Things!

This conversation that took place in the car on the way to meet Richard and Linsey for ice cream the other night struck me so funny.....maybe it's a "location" kind of funny but I thought it was funny. It also reminded me of how fast my kids are going up!

(so I didn't hear how the conversation started but here's where I picked up)

Cayden: So Kenna you want "Wicked Az" or what?
Mom: Cayden how do you know what "Wicked Az" even is?
Cayden: Mooommmm my friend's dad owns it....like duh!
Mom: Well what is it then?
Cayden: Its where you go to get fancy coffee.
Mom: ha ha ha wow you do know what it is.
RiKenna: Yeah our friend Bailey's dad owns it mom.
Cayden: So Kenna is Bailey your BFF?
Mom: HA HA HA Cayden did you just say BFF?
Cayden: Yeah?!
RiKenna: No Cayden she's not my BFF
Cayden: Oh so that means she's your BFFL
RiKenna: And Cayden I don't want COFFEEEE...gosh I don't drink coffee but Ashlee does Mom!
Mom: Well good thing I'm not Ashlee's mom huh
RiKenna: Yeah Mom but when can we go back to Aunt Amy's house where they have the stairs that go to their house and a swimming pool not far.
Mom: Aunt Amy doesn't live in that house anymore she moved to a new apartment.
RiKenna: Aunt Amy is SOOOO rich because she buys so many houses.
Mom: HA HA HA she doesn't buy them.
RiKenna: Well then how can she have so many houses when we only have had one.
Mom: She just rents them and then moves when she wants a different one.
RiKenna: hm mm I still think shes rich mom she has lots of houses and moves a lot.

So after the conversation was over and I got done laughing I figured out that I learned Wicked Az sells fancy coffee, my children have BFF and BFFL's (for the not so child savy Best Friends Forever and Best Friends For Life) and Aunt Amy is really rich because she rents an apartment!